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4. When you clean out your pipes in pure, indiscriminate desperation with a one-night stand on a lonely, horny night. If you shiver just thinking about it, nobody has to know.
3. If she took our her dentures beforehand, or had no teeth to speak of, don't divulge. Please.
2. Since your classmates will be all too eager to get you expelled for it, tell no one about your affair with your professor, lest people investigate how you got an A when you barely attend lectures.
1. If there is any blood relation between you and your partner. Especially if you knew about it beforehand.
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September 11, 2009
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August 21, 2009
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