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10. "Yes, they're real. Feel them for yourself if you don't believe me."
9. "Want to come up for some pizza and sex?"
8. "I have an oral fixation, and I just finished my last lollipop."
7. "How about some strip poker? Or we can just take off our clothes..."
6. "I love to watch porn! But I prefer to make my own..."
5. "I think doggy-style sex is a great way to watch the football game. You can even balance your beer on my back."
4. "You've been a naughty boy, and I'm going to discipline you."
3. "I've never been this wet for anyone before."
2. "I'll ask my roommate if she wants to join us...."
1. "There is no way you're going to fit! You'll rip me apart!"
Next week's: Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty in Football
October 2, 2009
Last week's: Top 10 Instances NOT to Kiss & Tell
September 4, 2009
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