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10. You can get away with looking like Edward Scissorhands.
9. You won't get arrested for scaring little kids.
8. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
7. When told to a perfect stranger, lines like "Give me some sugar, baby!" won't get you slapped in the face.
6. You can win prizes just for showing up.
5. You don't know how many licks it'll take, but at least you're sure there's a endpoint.
4. You can do the whole town in just one night.
3. Even the most hideous monster can get some.
2. You can lick your own sticky hands.
1. If you don't like what you get, you can swap with your friends.
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