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(Other than the ability to pee standing up...
10. You can watch TV in silence with your buddies without them worrying you're secretly mad at them.
9. You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around wherever you go.
8. If a friend calls on the fly to go out, it only takes five minutes for you to get ready. Shower included.
7. You don't care if no one notices you just got a new haircut.
6. Hot wax never comes near your genitalia.
5. You can have sex with someone even if you can't stand them. And laugh about it later without feeling the slightest bit guilty.
4. You think online videos of other guys pulling pranks on their friends are hilarious. Watching the replay of the victim's reaction for the third consecutive time is even funnier.
3. You won't kill another man for showing up at your party wearing the same outfit as you.
2. If you forget your buddy's birthday, he'll likely shrug it off instead of mentally plotting ways to humiliate you.
1. Gray hair, wrinkles and a blasé attitude about life make you seem distinguished and sexy.
Next week's: Top 10 "That's What She Said!" Moments at Work (4/12/09)
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