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10. DISK FULL! Press ESC to abort, or wait nine months to continue.
9. The website www.free-escorts.com does not exist. Click here to try www.dark-alleys-behind-bars.com instead.
8. No wireless detected. Please activate webcam, remove clothes slowly, and retry.
7. Warning: internal pressure must be relieved, or system will crash and stack will output all over your keyboard.
6. You have violated the license terms by trying to operate three of the same program at once. Eject disk immediately. Entering sleep mode.
5. Trial expired! Now you have to pay to play. Upgrade to gold bandwidth or get replaced by a richer, more reliable user.
4. FATAL ERROR: YOU'RE INFECTED! by @badporn-download@69. FULL QUARANTINE IMMEDIATELY. SHOULD HAVE USED A FIREWALL, PERVERT!
3. Warning: Cannot move "florida-bikini-pic-1". Image too ugly. Get rid of bad memory? (Y/N)
2. Cannot detect power cord. Jack it differently or plug it in another hole.
1. Process "blow.exe": no such job. Manual override in progress...
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