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4. In the “abandoned” basement annex at the library, when your professor finds you doing naked interpretive dance with his teaching assistant, on the eve before the exam.
3. After your apartment elevator gets stuck, and you start having sex with your hot neighbor, and the fire department starts pulling apart the doors.
2. In the back of a darkened movie theater, when the action flick goes dead silent, and all anyone can hear is “I’m going to come, you dirty boy!”
1. By the cops, who suddenly catch you at night in the park, dangling from the monkey bars with your pants around your ankles and your partner’s mouth attached to your genitalia, their flashlights beaming on your privates for what seems like eternity.
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Next week's:
Top 10 things you don't want your girl to find in your secret drawer
June 5, 2009
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