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Special thanks to Crash Adams for his brilliance.
10. Asking if the roofie you slipped into her drink has kicked in yet. Giggity.
9. When you’re already inside her, she asks seriously, “is it in yet?”
8. After spending the whole night trying to convince her you’re a sex god, you get her hot and start feeling her up … but your rocket launches off in your jeans way before Houston gives the okay.
7. Warning her advance that it’s “just a rash”.
6. Saying that her house looks familiar, then realizing, “Hey! Isn’t your mom’s name Janine?”
5. When you get back to her place, you take your cell phone into the other room, telling her you “just need to let my mom know where I am.”
4. In the heat of the moment, she teasingly inquires if you want a blow job, and you ask, “how much?”
3. Exclaiming, “I can’t believe she’s falling for it!” out loud when you meant to say it in your head.
2. At your apartment, she remembers she left her medication at home. When you impatiently ask her if it’s a big deal, she replies, “well, without my pills I can get… a little funny.”
1. Asking her for ID, because there’s NO WAY you’re gonna let THAT happen again.
Next week's:
Top 10 ways to ruin the moment
June 19, 2009
Last week's:
Top 10 signs you know your relationship is OVER
June 12, 2009
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