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Special thanks to R. A. and M. M. for this one!
10. “I think the condom slipped off last night… because it’s stuck to the side of your face.”
9. “Who the hell are you, and what are you doing in my apartment?”
8. “My husband should be here any minute.”
7. “Listen… if the cops come here asking about me, pretend I never existed, ok?”
6. “Don’t leave me! I love you! If I can’t have you, nobody else can!”
5. “You’re my… hundred and sixteenth. Well who are you to judge me? You’ve probably taken more turns than the town doorknob.”
4. “I took the liberty of cleaning out one of your drawers to put in some of my things.”
3. “Has this webcam been on the WHOLE TIME?!?!”
2. “Uhm… Ryan? Why is my Uncle Ted in your family photo?”
1. “I’ve had better.”
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Top 10 sex injuries/medical emergencies
June 26, 2009
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