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I must quote George Carlin:
''If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.''
(Note: this Top 10 includes terms for both men and women.)
10. Applying lip gloss
9. Gone fishin'
8. Checking the status of the I/O port
7. Slapping Yul Brenner a high five
6. Lubing the tube
5. Playing a little game of five-on-one
4. Dialing "0" on the little pink telephone
3. Minding your own business
2. Waxing the candlestick
1. Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come
Next week's:
Top 10 Things A Woman Would Do If She Had ONE Day In A Sexy Man's Body
July 24, 2009
Last week's:
X-Rated Drinks (with recipes!)
July 10, 2009
Have a great idea for a Top 10 list? Let me hear it! lexi@lexisylver.com.
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