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10. (Referring to a colleague's pen)
"I think it exploded in your pocket..."
9. "I can't believe you won the office football pool this week."
"Easiest fifty bucks I ever made."
8. "Where do you want it sent?"
"It's best if you deliver it in the back door, if you squeeze it through the slot."
7. "So yesterday's agenda get recycled and the new one goes where?"
"Come on, use your head and figure out where to stick it!"
6. (The computer technician on the phone with an office assistant about a plug.)
"You have to pull out the big black one, but be careful. You could get a shock."
5. "Do you think the boss is pissed off?"
"Well he DID pull out of there pretty quick."
4. "You'd better clean up that coffee you spilled!"
"You actually want me to get down on my knees to do it in front of everyone?"
3. (A boss to her male employee, who's trying impatiently to show her a paper.)
"Stop waving that thing in my face!"
2. (Replacing printer toner)
"Try jamming it up in there as far as you can. All the way up to your elbow."
1. "What if we want to enter a new market?"
"You have to penetrate it properly the first time, or else it'll never open up for you again."
More raunchy "That's What She (& HE) Said" moments to come...
Next week's: Top 10 Worst Gifts to Receive from Your In-Laws! (18/12/09)
Last week's: Top 10 Dirty Things to do at a Restaurant (6/11/09)
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