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Due to popular demand, this week's Top 10 includes women's responses to last week's Top 10 Crude Pick-Up Lines. Enjoy & thanks for your suggestions!
10. Him: Hey baby, I think you just made my two-by-four into a four-by-eight.
Her: Perfect, I'll have something bigger to feed to my termites.
9. Him: I have a dictionary in my pants. Come back to my place and put some words in your mouth.
Her: Well I have a thesaurus. You should look up synonyms for "insubstantial" and "emasculation".
8. Him: I'm hung like a Tic Tac. Want to freshen your breath?
Her: Smells like you could use one. Why not try blowing yourself?
7. Him: Want to come over for dinner? You can butter my corn.
Her: I'm too hot, your corn would pop faster than you can say Orville Redenbacher.
6. Him: Want to wrestle my purple-headed warrior? If you can get him to stay down, you win.
Her: I'll enjoy my triumph when my knee makes your warrior turn black and blue.
5. Him: I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
Her: I sent my last boyfriend to the hospital. Want to test me?
Read the Top 4!
Next week's: Top 10 Instances NOT to Kiss & Tell
September 4, 2009
Last week's: Top 10 Crude Pick-Up Lines
August 21, 2009
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