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4. Him: Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
Her: For you, I'd only need to smile like a Cheerio.
3. Him: (At the office copy machine) "Reproducing, eh? Can I help?"
Her: (looking him up and down) "Don't think so. I'd rather do it myself."
2. Him: Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
Her: Great, I have a few spare hand grenades in my purse. The only place you'll be lying is in a body bag.
1. Him: Why don't you and I go back to my warehouse and you can help me liquidate my inventory.
Her: I don't touch damaged goods.
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September 4, 2009
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August 21, 2009
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