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10. Hey baby, I think you just made my two-by-four into a four-by-eight.
9. I have a dictionary in my pants. Come back to my place and put some words in your mouth.
8. I'm hung like a Tic Tac. Want to freshen your breath?
7. Want to come over for dinner? You can butter my corn.
6. Want to wrestle my purple-headed warrior? If you can get him to stay down, you win.
5. I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
4. Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
3. (At the office copy machine) "Reproducing, eh? Can I help?"
2. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
1. Why don't you and I go back to my warehouse and you can help me liquidate my inventory.
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