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10. Never enter the back door without ringing the bell first.
9. Having sports on TV in the background is fine, because people are cheering. Documentaries about surgical procedures should not be viewed. Not even during foreplay.
8. Sex can sometimes go into extra innings. However, sessions need not be marathons each and every time, particularly if she is falling asleep or has a glazed-over look in her eye.
7. Your pubic hair should never be longer than your dick. If it is, she reserves the right to ixnay the bootay.
6. If planning to squirt your load anywhere near her eyes, you must give her advance warning. Grunts are not permissible.
5. Condoms aren't just good Christmas decorations.
4. Anal beads come out... SLOWLY.
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