10 Cartoon Characters Who Should Run For President

Amid all the heavy talk about the US elections today… I thought I’d keep it lighthearted and suggest some alternative Presidential candidates! Whatever your choice,…
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8 Horror-Comedies to Watch This Halloween

I’m feeling seriously nostalgic in anticipation for my Halloween movie marathon! Add these classic horror-comedies to your list… or else!  MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, ok, that was cheesy, but so…
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Sex Position: The Turkey Baster

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Canadian perverts! Dig into this juicy Thanksgiving-inspired sex position, The Turkey Baster. What it is: a rear-view move that will make her rump…
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Shotgun wedding | Funny signs

Everything You Need For A Shotgun Wedding

For my soon-to-be-married friends & fans – this seems to be the place to go for your shotgun wedding! Found more funny signs? Share with us here…
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Why You Should Fuck A Writer

Welcome back, readers & writers & lovers of writers. This post is an excerpt from a blog previously published on BrokeAssStuart.com.  Enjoy. Fuck a writer because…
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Woman on top of man | black white photography | Lexi Sylver

Position of the Week: The Sneaky Sidereel

Welcome back, sexy readers. Just in time for the 2015 Oscars, here is my latest Sex Position of the Week: The Sneaky Sidereel. What it is: A…
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Top 10 Things You Don’t Want To Find In Her Secret Drawer

Start off your Lexual weekend with a Friday giggle, brought to you by my new Top 10 list! Enjoy… 10. Condoms that won’t fit you.…
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Top 10 Sexiest Things a Woman Can Say to a Man

Start off your Lexual weekend with my Top 10  list! Read it here or on my website. 10. “Yes, they’re real. Feel them for yourself…
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Top 10 Dirty News Headline Fails

When the headlines are more news-worthy than the stories themselves…  10) I think this image may actually be worse than the headline. 9) Probably written…
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Top 10 Dirty Things to do at a Restaurant

Have some fun this weekend at everyone else’s expense by scandalizing the patrons and wait staff at your favorite restaurant! 10. Feed each other, making…
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