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Friday, 21st September, 2018
Wordy Wednesday | Erotic Quote | All The Queen's Men | Lexi Sylver

Erotic Excerpt from All The Queen’s Men

Welcome, sexy fiends & literary lovers.

This week, I want to share one of my favorite quotes from my recently published medieval erotic short story, All The Queen’s Men.

Wordy Wednesday | Erotic Quote | All The Queen's Men | Lexi Sylver

“She felt self-possessed with confidence and power – a potentially lethal combination.”

What’s your favorite erotic quote? Share here below.

Plus, look out for the hashtag #WordyWednesday on Facebook & Twitter for your mini literary (and erotic) fix.

Happy Hump Day,

xxx
Lexi

PS Continue along the path to literary eroticism: download your copy of All The Queen’s Men, my new e-book on Amazon Kindle!

All The Queen's Men by Lexi Sylver | Available on Amazon Kindle | Erotic Short Story

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Sex Positions For Different Penis Sizes

Welcome back, sexy readers.

Here are some tips from Lelo on finding the best sex positions for penises of any size.  

(See sex toys from Lelo in my shop.)

Sex Positions for Different Penis Sizes

More sex advice coming soon!

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Go Fuck Yourself! It’s National Masturbation Month!

That’s right. It’s the perfect time of year, and a great context to be able to say “go fuck yourself” in an amazingly positive and productive way.  We all know just how pleasurable and fun masturbation can be. (Especially with the right toys.)  Who knows your body better than you?

Enjoy some self-love tonight, as your way of celebrating National Masturbation Month!

Plus I’m offering FREE SHIPPING on sex toys and lingerie on my website!

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All The Queen’s Men FREE on Amazon – this weekend only!

Yup, you read right!

Click here to get your copy of my medieval erotic short story, All The Queen’s Men, FREE on Amazon Kindle until May 4th.

FYI if you don’t have a Kindle, you can also download the reader directly on your smartphone or computer.

More info about ATQM & the erotic video teaser for the story here.

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William Shakespeare Quote | Venus and Adonis Poem | Lexi Sylver | Wordy Wednesday

Erotic Quote From Shakespeare

Well hello there, sexy fiends & literary lovers.

Since high school, I have loved the works of William Shakespeare.  I enjoy the double entendres and sexual comedy in his poetry, sonnets and plays.  Shakespeare’s poem Venus and Adonis is based on Ovid’s Metamorphoses (book 10), in which the goddess Venus took Adonis as her first mortal lover; they hunted together and were lovers for a time.  She warns him against hunting dangerous animals, but when he doesn’t heed her warning, he’s killed by a boar.  In Shakespeare’s version/twist, Adonis is not swayed by Venus, and refuses her advances. 

In this quote, Venus first runs into Adonis in the forest and falls in love with him.  This is Venus speaking:

William Shakespeare Quote | Venus and Adonis Poem | Lexi Sylver | Wordy Wednesday

A fuller excerpt from Venus and Adonis:

VENUS:

“I’ll be a park, and thou shalt be my deer;
Feed where thou wilt, on mountain or in dale:
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

Within this limit is relief enough,
Sweet bottom-grass and high delightful plain,
Round rising hillocks, brakes obscure and rough,
To shelter thee from tempest and from rain
Then be my deer, since I am such a park;
No dog shall rouse thee, though a thousand bark.'”

What’s your favorite erotic quote? Don’t keep it a secret – share the good word.

Plus, look out for the hashtag #WordyWednesday on Facebook & Twitter for your mini literary (and erotic) fix.

Happy Hump Day,

xxx
Lexi

Image via David Quinn, Fine Art America

PS Continue along the path to literary eroticism: download your copy of All The Queen’s Men, my new e-book on Amazon Kindle!

All The Queen's Men by Lexi Sylver | Available on Amazon Kindle | Erotic Short Story

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How Good Are You At Sex | Buzzfeed | Lexi Sylver

How Good Are You At Sex?

I know you want to procrastinate… here’s a good excuse.

Take the quiz on Buzzfeed & find out if you’re any good in bed.

How Good Are You At Sex | Buzzfeed | Lexi Sylver

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Why You Should Fuck A Writer

Man on typewriter | Naked woman on couch | Lexi Sylver

Welcome back, readers & writers & lovers of writers.

This post is an excerpt from a blog previously published on BrokeAssStuart.com.  Enjoy.

Fuck a writer because he can make you hard or wet just by typing. Kiss him because he can turn a one night stand into a life defining poem. A weekend fling into a highly praised novella. A short love affair into a best selling book. Grab his hips so he can turn that rainy night in a Dublin hostel into three stanzas that speak to the heart of lust and loneliness everywhere. He will use literature to undress you. He will use his words to turn you on. He will quote someone else’s work, at just the right moment, to get you into bed. You won’t realize he accidently misquoted it until you go home and Google the piece just because you need to feel those words one more time.

Have sex with a writer because she chooses art over money, even if she’s always complaining about being broke. Unclasp her bra because she’s 31 and still living with three roommates, squeaking by on rent, sliding by on bills, bartending a few nights, working in a bookstore, doing odd jobs, hustling; all because she’s convinced that she will create something masterful that may one day make all of this worth it. Pull off her jeans because you admire the sacrifices she makes to do what she loves, knowing you could never do the same. Fuck a writer because she shivers and starves for her chance to carve her name on the world.

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Sleep with a writer because he’ll begin a beautiful poem about the bottoms of your feet, black from wearing flip-flops on Brooklyn’s streets, and the way they contrast against your light blue sheets. And know that he’ll never finish the poem, but sit up late at night, five years later at a desk in San Francisco, drinking shitty red wine, lamenting not just the loss of your love, but the fact that the poem was never finished. He’ll think that maybe if he had finished the poem you’d still be in love with each other. And then he’ll think that he’s just reading too deeply into it. Unbutton his shirt because he’ll give you copies of the books he writes, and inscribe them with cute, heartfelt love notes. Those same notes will make him weep while he separates his library from yours, after the breaking up, during the moving out. He’ll take all his books with him, giving you more room for the new furniture he always said the two of you couldn’t afford.

Lay with a writer because she’ll build you up in her mind to be way more than you ever could be in real life. Climb on top of her because she’ll tell you elaborate things you both know aren’t true, but wish were. Fuck her not for who she is, but who she believes herself to be, and because you almost believe it too. Do it for her brain or because she’s read more books than you or because at her core, she’s a romantic, even when she’s jaded, heartbroken, and full of self doubt. Slip off her underwear because she’s mastered the art of grand gestures. Can get away with earnestly sending you 16th century love poetry. Can quote Pablo Neruda, hum Leonard Cohen, memorize Rumi, cry Sylvia Plath and use ee cummings to make you think about cumming. Fuck a writer because word play is one of the sexiest kinds of foreplay.

Read the rest of the article on BrokeAssStuart.com

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Pinup girl by Gil Elvgren

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Hunter S Thompson sex quote | Lexi Sylver | Erotic Quotes | WordyWednesday

Erotic Quote from Hunter S. Thompson

Welcome back, sexy fiends & friends.

I have always loved the inventor of Gonzo journalism, a wonderfully eccentric literary genius: writer Hunter S. Thompson.  You may remember him as the author of such cult classics as Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas & The Rum Diary (both starring his friend Johnny Depp).  Here’s one of my favorite quotes of his about sex:

Hunter S Thompson sex quote | Lexi Sylver | Erotic Quotes | WordyWednesday

“I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”

Look out for the hashtag #WordyWednesday on Facebook & Twitter for your mini literary (and erotic) fix.

Happy Hump Day!

xxx
Lexi

PS Continue along the path to literary eroticism: download your copy of All The Queen’s Men, my new e-book on Amazon Kindle!

All The Queen's Men by Lexi Sylver | Available on Amazon Kindle | Erotic Short Story

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Henry Miller Quote Reincarnation | Lexi Sylver | Erotic Quotes

Erotic Quote by Henry Miller

Welcome back, sexy fiends. Here’s an erotic quote I greatly enjoy, from renowned author Henry Miller:

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“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.  The other eight are unimportant.”

Look out for the hashtag #WordyWednesday on Facebook & Twitter for your mini literary (and erotic) fix.

Happy Hump Day!

xxx
Lexi

PS If you haven’t yet, download your copy of All The Queen’s Men, my new e-book on Amazon Kindle!

All The Queen's Men by Lexi Sylver | Available on Amazon Kindle | Erotic Short Story

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All The Queen's Men by Lexi Sylver | Available on Amazon Kindle | Erotic Short Story

PUBLISHED! All The Queen’s Men now available on Amazon Kindle!

Hey sexy readers,

My long-awaited story, All The Queen’s Men, is now PUBLISHED on Amazon Kindle!

Watch the teaser video for ATQM below (or click to view on YouTube)!

Read Lexi Sylver’s erotic short story, All The Queen’s Men, and discover just how insatiable Her Majesty can be… and what it takes to become one of her knights.

Story description:
A secret royal tradition reigns far away, where The Queen rules the land, and a man’s path to knighthood comes with many challenges.

Those who seek to join the royal guard must display loyalty, strength and obedience.

To prove they are worthy of the pleasures that await, they will endure The Queen’s ravenous lust and merciless discipline.

One man could threaten The Queen’s self-control.

Will she succumb to her passion or revel in the thrill of her ultimate power?

Read the erotic short story, All The Queen’s Men by Lexi Sylver, on Amazon Kindle!

All The Queen's Men by Lexi Sylver | Available on Amazon Kindle | Erotic Short Story

***18+ for mature content. This story includes BDSM and sapphic scenes.***

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