Amid all the heavy talk about the US elections today…
I thought I’d keep it lighthearted and suggest some alternative Presidential candidates!
Whatever your choice, don’t forget to go out and vote today! #Democracy
Here are 10 other options who should have made the ballot…
Rick tells it like it is! At least you know he’ll be honest.
Wendy totally kicks ass.
Roger is a great storyteller, and he really knows how to get straight to the point.
Louise is really practical, and knows the best way to handle getting into trouble.
Bender’s narcissism and inhuman qualities make him an ideal candidate for ANY dictatorship.
He’s just so friendly!
True, he’s an alien. But he’s obviously willing to say anything to appease the public, and is quick to compromise!
She’s old and racist, and she doesn’t give a FUCK.
He REALLY knows how to treat the ladies!
She’s smart, eloquent, and will never get the credit that she truly deserves.
Who would YOU vote for?